- Shard of Steel, stolen from the Gdansk Shipyards
- 2 Bottles of Sobieski Vodka
- 6 bars of chocolate
- My Gerber, aka the Tool which Unlocks the Possibilities of the Universe
- Collection of old movable type letters
- Book, "Robert Mapplethorpe and the Classical Tradition", which could conceivably be seen as pornography by barbarian tribes like the Visigoths, the Alemanni and the Neocons.
- Antique brass lighter with a secret compartment, which could conceivably be seen as a Weapon of Mass Destruction by desperate, election-season Federal officers.
- Cycling tire patch kit
- Small dram of Polish honeyed mead
- Cache of foreign postcards
- My dignity
- Museum ticket stubs and paraphernalia
- papryka potato chips
- nice German tie for my father
- handmade Polish icon for my mother
- Swiss pocket watch
10.04.2004
A List of Items I Do Not Want the US Fatherland Security Dept. to Confiscate.
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